Stuart and Lillian

When Stuart and Lillian won fourteen million
They thought that the money would not change their life
For despite his good luck
Stu would still be a trucker
And Lill would be always a good trucker's wife

Long before Lillian won fourteen million 
She'd spent it so many times in her head
On the things that she wanted
Like a whirlpool and a sauna
And because of Stu's back one of them vibrator beds

And Stu always thought if he won the big lottery
They'd quit their jobs and they'd travel in style
In a big Winnebago
They'd pack up and they'd go
Thanking their lucky stars mile after mile

Stuart and Lillian felt sort of silly
In clothes that were not bought on sale at the Bay
35 years of Kraft Dinner and beer
Made it hard to get used to Bordeaux and filet

Stuart was sad for his old friends in Brantford
Were acting peculiar to him since his win
Lill found herself longing
For her job at the laundry
As they passed time holed up at the Holiday Inn

And even though they gave it mostly away
They were constantly hounded and chased and harassed
Personal bodyguards
Dobermans in the yard
All they had known was soon long in the past

When Stuart and Lillian won fourteen million
They thought the money would not change their life
For despite his good luck
Stu would still be a trucker
And Lill would be always a good trucker's wife